She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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