I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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