i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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