So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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