That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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