Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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