Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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