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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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