Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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