around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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