Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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