So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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