I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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