Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
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