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The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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