And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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