if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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