I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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