when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
tonight lets celebrate not being married
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
