she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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