If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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