so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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