Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
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You. Win. At. Life.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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