"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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