it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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