Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
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