Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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