I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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