Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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