The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I had to cum in my sink.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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