Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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