My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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