Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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