I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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