I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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Do I have a choice?
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My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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