No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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