Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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