there was a trapeze. enough said
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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