bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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