Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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