dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
