The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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