Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
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