remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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