she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Randomize
