whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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