Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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