i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
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