R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
wanna go halves on a baby?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
did i walk over a car last night?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
His nipple licking is glorious
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