if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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